After watching the NBA finals where to no ones suprise the San Antonio Spurs dominated game 7 wining the finals 3 of the last 7 years. I realized "damn, the pistons sure suck." So with that, I have compiled a list of 6 reasons that make them suck. They go from least sucky to most sucky.
Reason One: Chauncey Billups
I will show you a list of MVPs, you tell me who doesn't belong.
a)Tim Duncan
b)Shaq
c)Micheal Jorden
d)Chauncey Billups
e)Larry Bird
Even if you don't know much about basketball, you should still be able to point out that Billups does not belong. He was never even a candidate for MVP in the regular season. I don't think he's ever been to an All-Star game and he sure as hell isn't a great. And to top things off, he takes almost 50% of the Pistons shots. Good job there Billups, way to fuck up your whole team.
Reason Two: Tayshaun Prince
I think it's fair enough to say that Prince is one skinny mother fucker. He's 6'9 and 215 pounds. Holy fucking fuck? One kind of message is this sending to little fat boys watching basketball? He's taunting them as they watch. Tayshaun = a big fuck you to little fat kids.
Reason Three: Richard Hamilton
Speak of a pussy. This guy wears a mask he doesn't need to wear anymore. He broke his nose a few times. So what, suck it up puss. A real nba champion would play with his career on the line over looking like a pussy. Grow a dick Rip.
Reason Four: Ben Wallace
What a dick sucker this guy is. Though he make look as badass as they come, and be the best defender in the league and he kicked the shit out of Ron Artest.. Hmm, I have no problem with Ben actually. He's one pretty sweet mother fucker. He would be the only reason I like the Pistons. If I ever did.
Reason Five: Rasheed Wallace
Rasheed Wallace. The whiniest mother fucker I know. Lead the league and playoffs in technical fouls. All I can say about that is PUSSY. Another thing that I hate about this guy is that fag white spot on his head.
This guy goes around team hoping until he finds a championship team. And even when he does he still leaves. This guy is a greedy, doesn't know what he wants pansy. Larry Brown is also homosexual. He said to his team during a sweaty time out "I love you guys." A real man doesn't say "I love you" let alone "I love you guys" to 12 sweaty people.
And those are just the top 6 reasons why the Pistons suck. Long live San Antonio.