Tourette Syndrome. What a thing to have. If I had to pick one handi-cap/disease/disorder/syndrome, i'd easily without hesitation pick Tourettes. Like seriously, it's probably the coolest thing ever. I met this one guy named Larry who has tourettes. I didnt even know it. We had the best time togather. Just because you have tourettes doesn't mean you can't have fun playing normal peoples games. I invited him over to my house and we sat there for a while. I asked him what he wanted to do. He said he'd probably like to show me up in basketball. But as we got up he just yelled "FUCK BASKETBALL, MONOPOLY!" I just said "lol your so silly Larry." And I set up the board to play some fun monopoly.
We roled to see who went first. I got a 5 and knew I had first role. Then Larry went. I've never seen a person shake the dice for so long. He just sat there for maybe 40 seconds shaking the dice rapidly while blinking vicously. He even fell to the ground as if his knees gave out. I giggled and shrugged it off because i thought it was some crazy role routine. That crazy bastard got a 6 and got to go first. I was so darned frustrated. Anyway we played for awhile. But then probably like 10 minutes later I bought board walk. Right then Larry flipped out and yelled "FUCK, COCK, ASS SHIT!" And he flipped himself onto the board. He's so frustrating like that. Right when I start winning (I was clearly winning because everyone knows if you have board walk you win) he has to ruin it.. But what ever, we left it all over the floor and started upstairs to get a drink. My mom came down, cleaned it up and made us lunch like a good women of the house should.
After we ate we went outside because he was pretty steamed up still about our game of monopoly. I thought it would be fun to have a little 100m dash. I'm pretty rapage at running so I knew i'd easily win. He asked if he could do the count down, so i said "yeah, sure fine.." And he counted down. Now this countdown was no normal countdown, Larry has the coolest count down ever. It went a little something like this; "DICK, MOLEST, ASS, NO, LUBRICATION!" And we we were off.
Anyways I won and beat him, thus showing im better then anyone who has a disability. And every handicap/disabled person wishes they had Tourettes. Because Tourettes is funny..