Year after year, begining from kindergarten to now, children, adults and even animals have argued the topic of which sex is better. I prefer unconscious myself. No but seriously, if I could count the trillions of times I've had to listen to girls try and convince me that they can play a sport or that they can even compete on a man level, then it would be legit that I can actually count to a trillion, because it's happened a trillion times. So now instead of having to continue my arguements with them, I'm going to do my official, unbias checklist of males and females, which whom ever gets the most checkmarks after my concluding tally, will be the superior sex.

After re-reading what I have just written, I have decided that will be too much work. All the addition and chart making and such, so here a list of pros and cons.

Famale Pro: Argues arguments that jesus settled 24204923092 years ago when he made a MAN first. (note man and first, they are often seen together when being compared to females, usually seperated by COMES, then followed by AGAIN, I think together that makes "man COMES first AGAIN")

Male Pro: Knows better then to defend there superior species.

gg

matt@mattphippen.com
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