You hear a lot of rappers and shit talkin' about the rap game. How people get shot up and such when they are "diss'n" each other. Well I'm here to tell you about the rant game. It's a little more intense, so intense that it can hardly be considered a game, due to its angry intensity. Actually the only way this game could be considered a game was if somebody was to take a game like rugby, but replace the ball with a cactus, and replaced the pricks on the cactus with those ants that bite, and the field was on thin layer of dry wall, 2000 meters on top of a volcano. That's what this rant game is similar too.

I know a friend who's been apart of the rant "game" for years now. He was like 11 when he started, he was a nice boy who went to church and prayed and gave soup to homeless people, those little soups that only take like 5 minutes in the microwave and are in those convenient little containers that you don't even need a spoon to eat it. His life has changed drastically sense joining the rant community. Now instead of feeding the homeless, he pays them to fight each other. Yeah, a lot of people don't know this but the creator of bum fights used to own a rant site, but the rant community just got to him and he went physco shit and started paying homeless people to rip out there own teeth and eat frogs.

Another friend, well more of an acquaintance considering I hate him. I won't use his name, so I'll just call him Bobsmash. This once skinny boy loved to just make music and hang out with friends and drink milk with his lovely wife and children, but then he joined the rant game. Now he's like 9000 pounds, he couldn't have hair on his head even if he put on a wig. He beats his wife with not only his fists, but his cars tires, he was so hungry one time (because he spent all his money on web hosting) that he tried to eat his first borns arm. His band broke up, his wife’s bush has it's own bush and bobsmash is on 24/7 parole because he's attempted to kill himself, almost as many times as he's attempted to kill his wife. All because he joined this rant game.

Not all people crack under the pressure the rant game throws out, actually I only know of two people who could really handle the pressure. Legends like myself and phatweb have been ranting for 17+ years now and still live normal lives.

Anyway, F U eminem and 50 cent and rhianna, this rant game is way worse then any rap game.

matt@mattphippen.com
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