Crap Game Played By Crap People.

I hear people all the time talking about how good they are at video games. I don't argue, I ask them what video game they are "good" at. And every time I hear them say "Grand Theft Auto" I cry. I don't just cry because the game is friggen easy, takes no skill and is crap, but because the people who play it think they are good at video games because they can beat it. Pokemon is more challenging then this game.

I've played this game before, and as much fun as fucking hoes, killing hoes with dildos, beating hoes with brooms and running around with hoes is, this game takes 0 skill. Great way to waste away a few hours but not a game you can brag about being good at.


Especially this one.




I wondered why they called this game "Grand Gay Auto, Sanqueereas," So I gave it a test try. I quickly found out the reason. As you play this game, a white penis follows you around. Sometimes they duplicate into millions. I took a picutre, check it out.





I also realized that really really really stupid kids enjoy this game. Which I thought was odd, considering im pretty stupid and dislike it. So if your stupid and can't play REAL games that require REAL skill then buy this game. Or if you're gay.









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