There I was, on a Tuesday night, just came home from basketball and had nothing to do. I sat at
my computer staring. I go on msn. (msn is better then aim and all that other homo stuff) I start hitting on some girl
who I have no clue at all who it was. The convo went a little something like this;
Girl: o im young and stpid and am impresed buy ur proper grammer n spelin'
Kirk: Bitch please, shut yo mouth unless you gonna open fow my dick
Anywhoo, long story short, she ends up being 12 and in grade 7. She also has a boyfriend, in which a couple of minutes last after she signs off
adds me. This is where I start having some fun. He's "pissed" off because I like her. Well he doesn't seem to pissed because he talks to me
as if I'm his friends, I don't know, he seems pretty calm. I saved this convo. Here how that went.
Kid: how old are u
KirK: 23
Kid: woooooooo
Kid: and you like Dayna?
KirK: yup
Kid: shes 12
KirK: so?
Kid: notin
KirK: She's a hottie
Kid: have you seen her?
KirK: I've met her, several times.
Kid: ya i no
KirK: What did you mean up there, when I said shes a hottie and you asked "have you seen her?"
Kirk: You don't think your girl friend is hot?
Kid: i said ya i no u sayed that she was a hotie
Kirk: *copy and pastes convo so he can see exactly what he said*
KirK: you saying "have you seen her" is implying that im stupid for saying shes hot
Kid: yeah shes my g/f
Kid: huh?
KirK: and i don't think she'd be to pleased if she found out her boy friend doesn't think shes attractive
Kid: wat u are cunfusing me
KirK: you arn't very bright are you
Kid: what...
Kid: what school do you go to
KirK: loyalist, my last year
Kid: ooo
Kid: I like her lips, ther soft
Kid: Do you live on campus?
KirK: Yeah
Kid: oooooo
Kid: has she flashed u?
KirK: Plenty of times, I have screen shots galour of her.
Kid: are you serious?
KirK: yeah, shes a kinky one
KirK: You go to the same school/class?
Kid: YA
Kid: are you serious!!!!
Kid: Did you force her?
KirK: she added me, I forced nothing, she does everything on her own
Kid: 2 flash u?
KirK: I didn't even ask her, she was like "want to see me on cam," I was like "sure."
KirK: Then like 10 minutes later she was all like taking her shirt off
KirK: It wasn't even really a flash, it was more of a no shirt, no bra thing
Kid: fuckin whore
Kid: If thats true shes yours
KirK: Really?
Kid: YA
KirK: easiest fight ive ever had
KirK: she shows me her boobs then her boyfriend just gives up
Kid: ill ask her next time u are on and she is on we will have a three way
Kid: no she was pissed bcuz a nother girl flashed me
KirK: Ouch, I know this won't help, but shes done it more then once
Kid: ooooo shes geting it at school
KirK: tell her I love her
So now I broke these two lover birds up. And I've never seen/heard/talked to either of them untel today. Pretty sweet shit I think.
I don't know why I'm posting this. I'll write a normal article soon. Untel then, suck it.
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