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From : Sarah Williams polarplus_150@hotmail.com
Sent : November 15, 2004 10:58:13 PM
To : KirkIsTheName@hotmail.com
Ok i have dissed your site enogh about what you wrote about trenton so now i must move on to talk about your article on rememberance day. I think it is a beautiful talent you have to be so kick ass and have good writing skills but to diss something like that is kinda mean considering these people gave up there friends familys homes and lives so we would n't have to give up ours. We are here in the state of living we are now because of those soldiers. This shit could be even worse ( i know it is hard to think that there are worse places) Now on to my next thing to diss you about. You said that we should just steal USA wepons and kill them but there are many reason why we shouldnt. #1 they are our#1 trading partners not to mention we are so close if we try to bomb All of USA we would probably end up killing alot of canadains living close to the border. Im not sure if you watch hockey but it seems to me that all most all the players are either canadian or Europian so that way we would be killing alot of our own ppl not to mention europeans with nothing to do with this!! Ya i think that is it!! Good site tho i have to say i am a fan!! anyway gotzta run soo ill ttyl bye

Ps my site is more kick asser than yours!!
clarkie.piczo.com
from Sarah

I belive you are one of the people who said something about my spelling. I know that I am not a perfect speller but my god.. you have the worst spelling i've ever seen. But thats not even the worst part of this e-mail. I can't understand half of the "sentences" you have written. I can't even try to make sense of them. I will just grab a random one to proove my point.

"We are here in the state of living we are now because of those soldiers."
What the hell does that mean? Read what I underlined 5 or 6 times and it doesn't even sound like english.

If you maybe read my article a little less retardly about rememberance day you would save me some time. I belive everything you said is answered in there. You then say..

"Im not sure if you watch hockey but it seems to me that all most all the players are either canadian or Europian so that way we would be killing alot of our own ppl not to mention europeans with nothing to do with this!! "

Where the hell did that come from.. What does hockey have to do with anything.. Hockey is stupid. Is the bomb only going to kill the hockey players? Uh ohh, then maybe they won't be able to play hockey anymore. Ohh wait.. There isn't any hockey anymore. So no one would give a rats ass if they died. It would be just like all the old soldiers who died. No one cares.

Last off your site. You are exactly what I talk about in my free site. You are just another one of the bagillions who make free websites. They are all exactly the same. I clicked on one of your stupid little things. It was terrible. You don't have "a beautiful talent you have to be so kick ass and have good writing skills." You have bad spelling, and problems forming a grade 2 level sentance.

P.S Your site is far from being kick "asser" then mine.

From : Anal Leakage moldy_anal_leakage@yahoo.ca
Sent : November 21, 2004 7:06:51 PM
To : KirkIsTheName@hotmail.com
Subject : you gay ass site

I have many complaints about you and your site:
1) Learn to spell properly you fucktard.

2) Rememberance Day is to honour the people who fought for our freedom. If you like living, you should thank them. If you want a day off for it, go to a different province. Every province except for Ontario and Quebec have Nov 11th as a holiday.

3) You are such a horrible liar. - "...I ate 72 in 10 minutes..." thats bullshit and you know it. - "...I strangled him untel he called it jam then took a dump on his patheticly made sandwhich ..." more bullshit.

4) You are very immature. I am guessing that you aren't even in highschool yet. "... and boobies give milk...". and naming your pages pEnis.html.

5)You call hockey a good sport, then in your hatemail you say it's stupid.

I have many complaints and answers to your hate mail.

1) I have already said maybe a million and 10 times the I know I have spelled words wrong. But thank you for being the 3424234th person to tell me.

2) Thank you for telling me what rememberance day is. I don't like living and I'm not going to thank them. Rememberance day is stupid. And you are stupid for not thinking it is stupid.

3) Let me familarize you with something I like to call "exaggeration." The dictionary defines it as:

To represent as greater than is actually the case;

In other words to make overstatements. Maybe instead of having your head up your ass you could have seen this.

4) If snickering at words such as penis and vagina is considered immature, then yes I guess I am immature. But I am greatful to tell you that I am in high school. I have only named ONE page penis.htm. So there is no need for the 's' in pages.

5) I have never once called hockey a good sport. I hate hockey. I've said "I'm good at hockey, even though I can't skate." But I can promise you i've never said hockey is a good sport. Maybe on your next time reading through my WHOLE site you'll see that.

Well Mr and/or Ms. Anal Leakage, I thank you for trying to get your point across on... Hmm, I guess there really wasn't any point in your e-mail. I did though like you calling me a "fucktard." You showed me up on the mature "o" meter. And last off I liked how creative your subject was. "you gay ass site." I'm not sure but I think you meant to say "your" gay ass site." Hey, would you look that, I can spell!

From : Skyler Johnson -------@gmail.com
Reply-To : Skyler Johnson -------@gmail.com
Sent : January 20, 2005 12:04:05 AM
To : Kirkisthename@hotmail.com
Subject : stop

Stop your site. Its fucking gay. Your not funny.

DIPSHIT! My middle finger and usage of "FUCK OFF" means you've been plaster owned. As soon as I figure it out, I'm banning you and your family PLUS anyone who's had the disfunction of meeting you from my site.

Have a good life dikfor.

From : Carrie Parker ----------@hotmail.com
Sent : February 10, 2005 2:09:10 AM
To : kirkisthename@hotmail.com
Subject : Hatemail

Dear Kirk.

Your article does not make sense. "I now have a clear lane to the basket. Only problem is the 6'8 big ass black man in my way." How does that make sense. You have a clear lane, but there is a black man in your way? If there is something in your way, you don't have a clear lane then do you? My point proven. In your other article, I like where you said you wanted sex with 15 girls. I call your left hand?

From a unknown reader.

Well Ms Carrie Parker, or how I like to call you Ms Fagget Garker. You're a girl so I see why you don't understand this. Basketball is a sport. And you are a girl I will take it you don't understand sports for you are to busy cooking and cleaning. Leave the big BOY buisness to the boys and continue on with your womenly chores.

That was mean and total ownage. I don't actually believe that girls should be like that but what ever.

BUT on a further note, we should get togather sometime, call me and you and 14 of your friends can have the pleasure of getting wet and dirty all over my hairy manly body.

ONE MORE THINGS!

Finding Nemo The Small Shit.

OmFg yet another ownage. People give up.

From : john smith defaultuser12987@hotmail.com
Sent : February 13, 2005 3:15:15 AM
To : KirkIsTheName@hotmail.com
Subject : Your Father

SOME THINGS NEED TO BE CLEARED UP.

Rememberence day is a day created to honour and respect the people who have given their lives just for us to live another day. You don't have to go all out on this day, but they still deserve some respect. Say YOUR FATHER died just for you to live a little bit longer.... would you still disrepect him the way you do the millions who REALLY HAVE died for you? I doubt it. The only reason I am coming to this severe point mentioning your father is beacuse I myself have lost many just for freedom. If your such a badass and don't need rememberence day, you should step up to the plate and get involved in a real war. I'm sure after killing someone, a living soul, you will have little trouble sleeping at night knowing that there are people back home respecting you for it. You are a coward and probably will never realize it because you don't KNOW what goes on in war. You don't know the pain and anguish that you have to go through, therefore I forgive you on your igonorance and lack of knowledge.

You really should notice that these people who died are just normal people, like YOUR FATHER, who have died in vain, just so people like you can live another day, yet you choose to spit in their faces. Well I hope you have fun spitting in YOUR FATHER'S face.

Ohh Johny. Did you even read the title to the article? No one under 75 cares. Im not older then 75. Thus I don't fucking care. What are you trying to do sending me this? Make me change my opionon? Maybe tell me more about this stuipd useless excuse of a holiday? Maybe bring my father into this so I for some reason see the light and take down my article? Give up and stop looking at some kids site. I don't care what you say about me or my family, I hate remberance day and I would happily spit in each of there fagget dead bodies.

"You are a coward and probably will never realize it because you don't KNOW what goes on in war."

I don't know what goes on in war? I've seen saving private ryan. I've played war games. I damn well know what goes on in war. That still doesn't change a thing. They won, big deal. I win all the friggen time and I don't get remembered. Back track to a sentance before this.

"I'm sure after killing someone, a living soul, you will have little trouble sleeping at night knowing that there are people back home respecting you for it."

So what you're saying is that it's ok to kill some one, a living soul, if I earn someones respect? It's people like you who started the Mofia. God this e-mail pisses me off more every time I read it. You wrote it thinking I fucking care. Well sorry Johny, I could care less about all the faggets in your family who have died in war. If I was in your family I'd want to die in war too. You're such an asshole.

You can read his reply HERE.

From : John Shank hoobin3i1@yahoo.com
Sent : March 14, 2005 9:18:38 PM
To : kirkisthename@hotmail.com
Subject : Fagcaso?

Uhh I just wanted to say you are a dueschbag. Picaso was a genius.

Douche bag.

Me.

After long examination, I have decided that I am in fact not a douchebag. BUT you do make a good point. I kind of am. If you look close enough I do look a tad like one. You're as genious as picaso.

I don't know how any seeing person can say that picaso is a genious. All of his art is terrible. When there not missing eyes, they have seven noses. I bet you are just one of those guys who can't play any sports, not good at anything, doesn't fit in anywhere. So you go to art shows and museums pretending to know what your talking about in an attempt to finally fit in somewhere. But you still fail at that. You are just a failure. Who can't even spell douchebag. You need to stop visiting little childrens sites and get a job.

I got reply from one of my old hate mailers. He first sent me an e-mail about remberance day where he tryed to change my opinion on remberance day by bringing my father into it. You can read it here.

From : john smith defaultuser12987@hotmail.com
Sent : May 10, 2005 1:42:48 AM
To : KirkIsTheName@hotmail.com
Subject : John Smith Strikes again

So I take it your fathers deaf?
He's dead you fucker.
Oh, so that's why he didnt move much.
Oh, ya, Here's a thought. Grow a sack, fill it with some balls, magically sprout a dick, shove it up your ass, and start fucking yourself with it you cunt.

Wow Johny, what a change in personality. You go from saying "Rememberence day is a day created to honour and respect the people who have given their lives just for us to live another day" to quoting Base-ketball. It's as if you've gone from being 45 to 12. But that's beside the fact, I'd like to talk about this very interesting quote. " Grow a sack, fill it with some balls, magically sprout a dick, shove it up your ass, and start fucking yourself with it you cunt."

Now Johny, think about what you just said.. First off, is it really possible to grow a sack? I think if you weren't born with one, you're not going to get one unless you get a sex change which is still not growing one. So if I was going to take into consideration this helpful tip I would need a real miracle. Second off, if I did ever find a way to grow a sack, how would I get some balls in there? Would it not make more sense to get the balls and sack togather then stick them on? Johny, your not making sense. BUT WAIT! You do finally say something that could be possible. "Magically." There you go. Now you should have put that at the front so it would be more helpful. Because after step one and two I would be so stressed out becuase I wouldn't be using magic. I do like this one though, "Sprout a dick." I picture green flowers and a stem then a dick just pointing out. You have one creative imagination Johny. But seriously Johny, I need some more help on this last step. If I was to start fucking my ass, would I not get an erection? Now if I had an erection do you really think it's possible to fuck my ass without braking my newly sprouted dick? But wait, now I'm a cunt. If only I knew I was cunt I wouldn't need to go threw all this trouble to get a sack, balls, and a magically sprouted dick. At least it will be better to fuck myself if im a cunt, because personally I don't think fucking a mans ass would be much fun. I'm sure glad I'm a cunt. That brings up another thing Johny. Is it really possible to be just a cunt? If I was just a cunt could I be typing this right now. I've never seen a cunt type before. But who knows, maybe from you dick sprouting, ass fucking, sack growing world cunts type and make sweet websites. Anyways Johny, I think I'm going to wrap this up. Thanks for the reply.

P.S: Maybe we could be friends, I love baseketball too. And that is one of my favourite quotes from the movie.

From : Gary Foote garygotowned@gmail.com
Reply-To : Gary Foote garygotowned@gmail.com
Sent : July 13, 2005 3:44:07 AM
To : Kirkisthename@hotmail.com
Subject : I can handle ugly, but this is like circus ugly

Man, you have one chode of a site running there. I didn't think it was possible for someone to make such a crappy site and think that it is actually any good. I couldn't help myself from laughing at the way you think you have "p0wned"(fucking nerd) people, when you haven't really done jack shit.
Congrats, your shit site sucks.

OMFG my sites running? WELL I BETTER FUCKING CATCH IT EH LMAO! I think mY SITES fucking awesome. I dont even CARE one fucking bit if you don't like it or think it's "crappy." AND with your e-mail you are implying that EVERYONE no matter who the fuck they are, if they say p0wned or owned or anything like that they are a "FUCKING NERD?" WELL gary shit face, look at your fucking e-mail address. OHH maybe you didnt want to contradict yourself? WELL FUCK SHIT ASS? LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING E-MAIL ADDRESS!

garygotOWNED@your a fucking idiot.com

Congrats, your a stupid dumbass.

Here is my first and only hate mail that I got from that whole Xajkk page.

From : p d Sent : July 14, 2005 12:50:04 AM
To : kirkisthename@hotmail.com
Subject : yo kiddo

Well i'm here in behave of Xajkk, of course not just because he asked it, but because you're a complete idiot. Seriously, I just read a few articles on your site and started to think by myself. 'Who is this guy trying to impress. Does he really think he's badass because he keeps a crappy site like this?' And then I came to the conclusion. Of course you're not keeping this site because you are such a 'badass'. You're keeping this site because you're probally being picked on in real life. So you write article's on the net about how 'stupid' and 'moronic' other people are. Well let me clear things up for you. Writing shit articles on the net about how stupid/moronic other people are does not make you badass. And don't give me the bullshit about how stupid I am e-mailing to a stranger on the net about his site. I just wanted to clear things up for you a bit. To do you a favour. Ooh wait I know just the kind of reply you can give to my last sentence. Why don't you tell me to do you a favour by dropping dead. Since you're such a 'badass'.

Articles like this one for example. Only make you look even more stupid then you are already.

http://www.phipster.quinteweb.com/kirk/girlsmasterbation.htm
Seriously dude. Open your fucking door. go outside, find a girl, and buy a fucking life at k-mart for 5 dollars.

Best regards.

Well firstly before I start I'd just like to say that me and Xajkk talked and decided to call a truce. Though I didnt want to take anything down, we are cool.

Now to your ever so delightful e-mail, that by the way just brightened up my day.

You read my site, blah blah, I'm a COMPLETE idiot. Lah, you read my whole website, and then you.. what?

"..and started to think by myself."
WELL CONGRADULATIONS P.D! You are now mastering a skill that most 5 year olds learn. The ability to THINK BY THEMSELVES! I would think that sense you now think by yourself that you would have thought enough to NOT send me such a stupid e-mail. Ahh well, you'll learn soon enough.

Now here is my personal favourite part of EVERY HATE mail that I get. The part where you try and figure out the reason that I "think" i'm a badass and why I write such MEAN things. But instead of making fun of your stupid "conclusion" that I have to say is DEAD ON P.D! I'm going to do a little psycology on you. Here is goes..

From : Kirk KirkIsTheName@hotmail.com
Sent : July 18, 2005 18:43:02 AM
To : kirkisthename@hotmail.com
Subject : YO!

I'm sending this on behalf of your silly hate mail. You hate mailed me trying to figure me out. Well, I thought I'd turn the tables and try and FIGURE YOU OUT. Now P.D, here is my conclusion..

I read your e-mail and thought to myself "Who does this guy think he is? Does he really think that he's going to change a sweet god like kid like Kirk?" I then came to the conclusion that you had a crush on your mother. And I fucked her..

Regards,

Kirk.

Drop dead fag..

P.S; I followed your advice, I opened my FUCKING door, I went outside, I found a girl (shes in the picture) BUT the only problem was I COULDN'T FIND A LIFE AT K-MART!!! OMFGZ, AND YOU SAID IT WAS 5 DOLLERS!

From : Alex Hardesty Sent : January 8, 2006 9:08:41 PM
To : Kirkisthename@hotmail.com
Subject : hmmm.

I think your site made me stupid.

Update:

Ok, so that wasn't the exact reply I sent back to the guy. Here is exactly what I sent to him..

From: "The Kirk" To: hardfloydg@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: hmmm.

roflmaorlaforalfmaomzoalozla

yeah well

(_)(_):::::::::::::::::::D~~~~

To which he then replied with..

From: "Alex Hardesty" hardfloydg@hotmail.com
To: kirkisthename@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: hmmm.

Usually I wouldn't write back to such a response but I figured your was "special". Also I was curious to how long it took you to put up your site. Your really clever with all those rants you come up with. I have a couple of my own if you want to publish them. One topic that you could bring up is that why do you people put up "ranting" sites. I am kinda curious because I understand you hate the world and gay people but what is the need for you to try and show a lot of people. Can you not just talk to your "friends" about these things. Ya that was a pretty funny sentence....friends, what was I thinking. Anyways the only respectable "ranter" is obviously Maddoxx because he is actully doing something with his life. I know your young maybe someday you can be a writer too!! Ohhh I hope that day comes. Sorry but your site is horrible man and I can't wait to be put under your hate mail forum.

P.S You are the sole reason I will never go to a rant site again. Two thumbs down.

Maybe by my first response it didn't occur to you that I don't care what you have to say. But hey! thanks for writing back, it gave me about eleventy seconds of entertainment. And by entertainment i mean, not entertainment.

"one topic that you could bring up is that why do you people put up "ranting" sites."

Well much like your hobby of sending e-mails to strangers on the internet, I have a hobby of writing stuff to entertain my "friends," to entertain myself, and last but not least, to piss little fagshits like you off. People that take the internet a little too serious and think that they are all strong and mighty because they can talk shit on-line. Well you see, if I had a doller for every peice of insecure shit that sent me hate mail telling me that my site "sucked" (because there indivudial opinion on something automatically makes it true) I could damn well make a living off my site.

"Anyways the only respectable "ranter" is obviously Maddoxx because he is actully doing something with his life."

Let me tell you a little something, when maddox's site was as old as mine, he wasn't doing anything with his life other then rotting away in a cubical. He started his site the same reason every ranter starts a website. So you dissing on me for starting a rant site, then bringing maddox up saying "he is actually doing something with his life" is pretty damn hypocritcal.

Heres a quote from the guy who's balls seem to be lodged down your throat..

"what is it 14 year olds do again? Oh yeah, not a damn thing."

Ohh..

"Sorry but your site is horrible man and I can't wait to be put under your hate mail forum."

Your dream has come true.

P.S: to re-assure that you stick with your word on never visiting a rant site again, I will start the trend of posting your IP address, along with banning you from my site. Congrats on being the first offically banned person of Kirk's Badass Site.

Presenting your Penis trophy for not only sucking the most dick at sending hate mail, but for being the first banned of many from my site..
your penis trophy BITCH

And before I forget, your wonderful IP address for all to see!

164.107.10.246

Have a nice day son..

That concludes it for now, stick around, the tard-mail never stops, Seriously it doesn't, Page 2.

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