As a 'Maddox Knock Off' I'm obligated to reply to hate mail. So, that being apart of the deal of being a 'Knock Off,' here is the 2nd page of hate mail.
Your articles are going down the drain as they fucking suck and your site now has a reserved spot on the fucking gayest ass-raping place on the web where you top the list for sucking the most dick. Go suck your dads cock you fucking fagot and do us all a favor and bury yourself with him.
You know, this brings up a funny little thought. The day that you sent this hate mail, I got this list of reffers.
From : john smith defaultuser12987@hotmail.com
Sent : January 19, 2006 11:05:56 PM
To : KirkIsTheName@hotmail.com
Subject : YOU FUCKING SUCK
-Johnny
Well I feel awfully special to be on the "Fucking gayest ass-raping place on the web" as I am sure there are many sites dedicated to "ass-raping" that haven't got this very special honour.
How ironic would it be, that you came across my site looking for ass-raping, then disapointingly clicked on my site, read through the entire site then decided to dedicate this special honour of being an "ass-raping" site that sucks the most dick.
You know when I first started this site, I knew people would be really pissed off at what I had to say, but I never would have thought that people would take it so seriously to say such disgusting, sick, twisted things as a lot of these people do. You'll see in the next hate mail, that it almost gets worse then..
From : Cody Mikesell chody669@msn.com
hey man guess waht???
ps your a dumb jew if i saw you on the streets i would probably shoot you in the arm not to kill you but just to hurt you really bad and i would go back in time to shoot your pregnant mother with a .22 (not that big of a gun i know just enough so it would be realy painful to her and mostly likely kill her unborn son) the she would have to suffer a few agonizing hours of pain and realize that she had a dead and rotting fetus in her womb, and also the painful realization that she would have to travel all the way from her country backwoods shanty. back to the sperm bank because no man would ever fuck her.
Sperm Bank Attendant: Hey its you again!!!????
point made bitch
Sent : January 26, 2006 5:28:09 AM
To : Kirkisthename@hotmail.com
Subject : you are dumb
you're like hte new big fag of the day you suck dick
youre site is sooo stoooppid
i mean banning ppl for sending you hate mail i mean i knew you werecopying maddox a lot but now you are just crossing the line you copy his whole premise of a website and then you start to ban ppls IP addresses for pissing you off. hmmmm sounds like someone iknow i thnk his name Maddox
your Mom: yeah i need more sperm some guy came back in time to shoot my unborn son
SBA: yeah i dont blame him im having trouble resisting the urge to beat you righ now
YM: hey enuff wasting time gimme my sperm i dont care about whose sperm you give me
SBA: alright here is some of Corey Feldman's....lve got surplus of his shit....and take extra, i dont want to see your ugly fat diseased herpes infected vagina bitch ass in here anymore..........gosh i really want to beat you with a mallet
Now it's e-mails like these which make me happy that I can spell as well as I can. People complain about how bad it is, but when you look at how illegable this e-mail is, it almost makes me look like some sort of spelling master. I had a hard time reading through this entire e-mail, being so long and stupid and all. But I did however manage to get through it. I actually read it twice, when I realized how incredably stupid and pointless it is. Over half of this childs hate mail is the physco in him going out to torture me. It's sick cruel people like this that make tubgirl and lemonparty. Honestly..
What kind of sick son of a bitch says something like that? I could see maybe (MAYBE) if you were playing around, but to say this to some random person on the internet who nobody with half a brain should take seriously? That's just sick. I think you need to book some extra sessions with your psychiatrist.
P.S; don't make your PS bigger then your e-mail you fatshit.
hey motherfucker, your site is so stupid that i went like lmao and rofl but i didnt think it was funny, and that mad me vrey sad and i dont like to be sad so i kicked your cat but i wasnt sure it was your cat but it was a big cocksucking dog because i harry pottered it into a fruckturd calling himslef kirk and i was like omg wtf i created a ranter and he makes articles that made me very sad and it was liek i got raped by a blak dude called snoop dog in amsterdamn and i think its funny cuz i addad an n to amsterdam and it sais amerika to fuck off.
If a handi-cap dog could write a hatemail, only knowing the person he's writing it too, this is what it would say.
You know....I just chanced to stumble upon ur website....and boy!!! R u dumb!!! No wonder u got stuck in McDonald's. U possibly cudn't do anything better.
The 6 most insulting letters put togather ever.
From : paul pamper paul_pee@hotmail.com
Sent : January 24, 2006 7:55:34 PM
To : kirkisthename@hotmail.com
Subject : .ss
From : Mary Sands girlofthesands@yahoo.com
Sent : February 14, 2006 6:44:52 AM
To : kirkisthename@hotmail.com
Subject : !!
It's like she's asking me if I'm dumb, but instead of typing "are you dumb?" she just makes herself look dumb by not spelling the 2 of the 3 words in the question correctly. I didn't think this hate mail could be any more harsh until she cheap shotted me about a subject im most passionate about. My job..
Ouch.. You know at the age in which I am right now, I think after only handing out one resume' and getting called 2 days later, even if it is at McDonalds, is pretty good. Say what you want, but the amount of fun I have at work sometimes pissing people off (and getting paid for doing nothing but pissing people off), is well worth having to be categorized as being a McFag. If once I graduate from Uni, and I still work at McDonalds, then this insult would be worthy of being insulting.
Hello.
I need a few things to be cleared up. For a start, the content of your site is fucking crap. Let's just randomly pick one article for some evaluation, eh? Things people shouldn't have... excellent. To begin the article, you try to insult the reader, instantly isolating yourself from them, in a way which i assumed you tried to gain their respect as the superior between the two. Ha, kinda backfired though, didn't it? You just highlighted yourself as a royal prick, a lowly impersonator of Maddox, the true ranter of the internet who can easily tell the reader that they're fucking dumbasses and walk away from it known as one of the internet's biggest entertainers. But before even having read your 'material' your site design already tells the reader 'This guy's a fucking dick'. The exact same website as a respected writer of the internet, and purposefully trying to do the exact same as what Maddox himself is doing isn't just unoriginal, it's plain crap. Blatantly trying to achieve the same 'badass' attitude as the original ranter isn't exactly doing you wonders either, despite it being your main aim. You just come by as a real idiot.
Unlucky.
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Bob Hoskinns
First off, Bob, you are speaking of this article which if I say, isn't a 'random' article. An article written almost 2 years ago isn't 'random' and is a terrible pick if you are trying to hate mail me in the present. I admit, most articles that I wrote in 2004 weren't all that great. And everything you said about what I was trying to say and do, is COMPLETELY wrong and stupid.
From : Sledge Hammer neosilios@googlemail.com
Sent : February 14, 2006 6:56:32 PM
To : KirkIsTheName@hotmail.com
Subject : What?
When you first click on the article, you should instantly know that some type of thing that a person has is going to be insulted, thus the title being "7 things people shouldn't have." Note what I underlined. What PEOPLE shouldn't have.
While you spell checked your e-mail, you should have re-read it to make sure that it wasn't completly wrong and pointless. You state two things, then back them up worse then 2 ants with no legs. Like reading your e-mail, it's almost funny how oblivous you are to any legable arguement. I'm not the smartest person in the world, but I can see that your e-mail has more nothingness then paul pampers e-mail. Unbelivable.