I love ipods! Like honestly, anyone who doesn't have one of these mother fuckers needs to go out and buy one right fucking now. Seriously, stop reading this, sell your house and buy as many nanos as you can. And once you've bought 3 nanos, buy an ipod shuffle, and ipod, and an ipod mini. Without all 35, your not a true ipoder.
BUt im getting off topic and over excited, what I really want to talk about inpreticular is the ipod nano. My friend Pual has a nano and he just got a girl friend. Know why? Because while he was walking the halls, he was holding his ipod nano. And the ipod nano is soo small and can hold soo much, this girl couldn't resist and asked to be his girl friend. The ipod is sooo small, just loook at it! Just look how much smaller it is then the nano on the left. It's probably like 1/43243 of the size and I haven't done any research, but from all the hype, it can probably hold 43432 more songs. It's not as small as the shuffle on the right, but the shuffle doesn't have a screen so that means it's like a tape player that my mom has so it's not cool. Not only is it smaller around, but it's skinnier, and skinnier means better because who likes finding there shit when they drop it for 2 seconds to take a shit and come back and can't remember where they put it because it's so fucking thin. It's thinner then a cock shitting pencil! Look at all the other things it's smaller then.. Smaller then that fag game boy, which is totally fag because it's not as small as the nano.. It's smaller then Delmars head! It's smaller then my breast stretched out. It's even smaller then this neat car that i coloured it pretty niftly. But there is one thing is will probably always be bigger then.. and that's of course..
