I don't like working.



I was watching TV before work when I clicked by the show 'Fear Factor.' It was the final stunt and it was a showdown between a large black male, and a small white female. What they had to do was walk across a small plat form, 50 stories high on stilts. The person who got across the fastest won. The girl went up and got like 19 seconds. She was all cocky and happy, then the black dude went and got 9 seconds. He totally stomped her and won $50 000. That's when I realized, "i'm better then this black dude..." I also realized though that I should quit my job at shit donalds and start sending in entries to these "reality" game shows. And with that, here are a list of 'reality' game shows I could win.


1)ff

Every normal fear factor has 3 girls, and 3 guys. I have 33% chance of winning from the start without adding the percentage of my awesomeness and lack of ever losing. Add that along with my fear of nothing and betterness then everyone and you can also add $50 000 dollers to my bank. In my eyes, this is all I see in there slogan.


ff

2)s

You have to be like 18 to go on to this show, but it's on its 50004923423 millionth season, so in a few years when I actually turn 18 it will still be on and i'll rape it. You may ask why I'd rape and it's really, really simple. If a homo like Richard Hatch can win..

hatch

I can easily win..



3)s

Big Brother. There is no show that I hate more then this show. It's right up there with Will And Grace on my stupid-ass-show-O-meter. Let's take a look at a winner of Big Brother and see why I would be better, and possible even win better.

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4)fsdfsd

I'll sum this one up quickly, people from Canada arn't good at singing. And anyone who is good at singing in canada, are fat and black. That's all except the sweet ass Kirk. I could go up infront of the judges and just say "Kirk." That's all I would need to do to win.


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I think we all can agree that I would rape reality TV.



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