I stepped in dog shit last night. I offered my fellow chum 5 Canadian dollars to eat some of the butt butter off my shoe. At first he wasn't all down with the idea, so I reminded him that the Canadian dollar is more then the US dollar (he's a weird Mexican, just kidding I don't have any Mexican friends).

ANYWAYS, this brought up a thought, if you were to like sneak in some dog colon cobras inside some pudding or something, stirred it up nice and gave it to somebody who then ate it. You then waited several weeks and told them that you put some of your dog hawky in the pudding you so nicely gave them, could my nookie cookie eating friend really be that pissed? He enjoyed the pudding, so what he didn't know that there was some added smoked ham? Why would he be pissed that he enjoyed my pudding with some added secret ingredients (even if it was a toilet twinkie).

So my conclusion to this thought? Eating feces isn't a bad thing, if you don't know you're eating feces.

Or you could also come to the conclusion that you should never take pudding that I offer you.

matt@mattphippen.com
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