Now this is probably my favourite hang out in Trenton. Every spare moment I walk across town to walk up a bigillion stairs to a creeky peice of shit made by retards that is about to fall apart. Anyone can tell that this is REALLY the highest place in Trenton. You can see it all! The beautifull view of the Trent river. Where your lucky to see a fish which isn't dead. And once your done with viewing, there is a nice black cannon you can have a bunch of fun with. But be careful, you don't want to step on any of the thousands of broken beer bottles.


Pizza Shops:

Trenton isn't a very big town, but we have our share of pizza places. Don't like Pizza Hut? Don't worry we have every pizza place you can think of. And some are just across the street from others to be nice and easy! And if you don't like pizza we also have at least 3 Tim Hortens and 3 McDonalds.


Air Museum:

Are you young? Maybe get a boner over the stupidest things? Then our one of a kind Air Museum is the place for you! Here you can see all sorts of neat peice of shit planes! They are also now using our tax dollers to get this, MAKE IT EVEN BIGGER! If you don't like lines or crowds, then be sure to come to drop in for a visit. We had a hellocopter but some no good teenagers had to vandalize it. Silly kids!


Druggies Here Duggies There!:

Druggies everywhere! If your into drugs then Trenton is a must. At least 1 in 6 kids do drugs. And 1 in 5 adults. It's not to hard to hook yourself up.(Off the note: I pass when it comes to grass(And by grass I mean all drugs)) If you do drugs and are low on money you need to get over here as soon as possible!


Movie Theatre:

This is the cool hang out on Friday nights! Trentons three(that's right THREE) screen theatre is OFF THE HOOK! They even make it simple to know what movies are good. The one upstairs in the best/biggest theatre is always playing the most popular movie. The one down stairs is close to the same size playing the not so popular movie. Then there is one squished to the very side, playing the shitty movies that only old people want to see.(Example, The Note Book) We recently got it renovated too, now it's mice free!

I'm not even going to continue because talking about this place is making me sick. What i'm trying to say (to those of you who are idiots) is Trenton blows ass. (the one in Canada Ontairo is what im talking about, but im sure all the other ones suck just as much if not more) I hate Trenton. And a lot of people who live in it. Don't ever even think about moving here. And if you already have, give up on life, because Trenton has ruined your future.

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